Dear Zac,
Hi! My name is (your biggest fan/mrs. zac hanson - in my dreams). I live (in the moe/too far away from you). I read that your favorite color is blue. My favorite color is (brown, like your adorable eyes/whatever color you like). So you like to listen to Alanis Morissette? I like to listen to (Middle Of Nowhere all day long/the sound of your voice).
Like you, I am also a big Lego fan. If I had a million Legos, I would (build a life size model of you/build a castle and pretend I am the queen and you are my king). I also love to play lazer tag. If we ever played a game together, I would (be too busy looking at your fine face to play/show you how the game is really played.)
Good luck with your career! If you are ever in (your hometown), why don't you stop by and see me? We can (have a feast on Twinkies and Green Jello/hang out together).